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[determinist]

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[determinist]

1. I don't know how to tell you this but somehow the shine has come off the whole 'drown your sorrows' thing. If I try to drown them any harder I'm going to drown my liver.

2. I need a bottle of water. And possibly better morals.

3. I'm sorry, I'm not up to date on the newest slang. Was that your way of saying you'd like to fuck my daughter?

4. I'm not going to say this again: It's thermodynamics, bitch.

5. Text him!

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[grifballsux]

Alcohol's great and all, but try moving on to cheese and bread. Specifically pizza

[determinist]

Are you advocating gluttony to alleviate my problems? Or just in general?

[grifballsux]

I mean, why not both? I don't see a problem with either one, there.

[determinist]

It's simply that I've never turned to food for comfort.

[grifballsux]

welp, no time like the present.

There's no problem that a gallon of melted cheese can't solve.

[determinist]

I do pride myself somewhat on remaining healthy.

It is tempting, however.

[determinist]

1. Who put the toilet in the living room? This is an extreme inconvenience.

2. Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision?

3. Honestly, and this might sound scary, but I want to get high and play with weapons.

4. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. It seems I hadn't filled my quota for the day.

5. Text him!